As my friend Kitty explained to the Pasadena, Texas Police Officer after being pulled over for having the nerve to ride, of all things, a Harley-Davidson, thru their peaceful city, the rookie officer asked her, "What's a one-percenter?" Kitty replied, " If we was one-percenters, if he offered me a six-pack to kill you, you'd be one dead cop!". The rookie officer apparently percieved this as some kind of threat, but her partner told her, "She was just answering your question, and that was the best description of a one-percenter I've ever heard." Of course, this only applies to outlaw biker 1%'ers, and not the R.C. kind, but I thought it was worth sharing anyway.