[Ulf]

Found this one.......Thought you guys might like it.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your underpants

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

 

[ChuckAuger]

And coming from Ulf, I'm sure he can vouch for all of those from first hand experience!

 

[Kenny R]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

This one must just apply to women.... I've got them on my knees but never my forehead....... women on the other hand...... :roll:

 

[Ulf]

And coming from Ulf, I'm sure he can vouch for all of those from first hand experience!

aehhh....ohhh............hmmmmm...could be possible...... yes :roll:

 

[PAR]

And even with all these warnings , I still see NO reason to stop consuming the elixir of life.

 

[jtholley03]

Must affect Texan's differently than others- he,he

 

[Jonathan Ott]

Good old Ben Franklin once said:

"Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy."

Jon