Man what can I say....you have WAY to much time on your hands!
Wal Mart
This was too good not to pass on; Happy Monday Giggles
15 things men can do at Wal-Mart -- while their wives are taking their
damned sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when
they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3
in
Housewares'... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers
you're
sleeping over; invite them to join you if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't
you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he
knows
where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from
"Mission Impossible."
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different-sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack ... and when people browse through, say:
"PICK
ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "NO! ... It's those voices again!!!"
And, last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while ... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
15 things men can do at Wal-Mart -- while their wives are taking their
damned sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when
they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3
in
Housewares'... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers
you're
sleeping over; invite them to join you if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't
you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he
knows
where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from
"Mission Impossible."
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different-sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack ... and when people browse through, say:
"PICK
ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "NO! ... It's those voices again!!!"
And, last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while ... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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As a manager for el boutique du Target, I have to sayTailTwister said:
1. Walmart sucks! :twisted: :wink:
2. Not all of our stores have the same systems, but *52 works for the PA for most. I never said that, and please don't swear.
My store manager actually told me I needed to watch my language. I manage the overnight stock team. Now I gotta learn to swear in spanish or some shit.
J
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