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This is for you Snakeman!

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On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Island in his Pope mobile when suddenly he noticed a frantic commotion just off shore.

There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from
the jaws of a 25 foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with
two men aboard. One of the men, President Bush, quickly fired a harpoon
into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semi-conscious John Kerry from the water. Then, using
baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately, the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I
give you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that
there was bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I
have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick, "Who was hat?"

"It was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
has all of God's wisdom."

"Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about Texas shark fishing... how's the bait holding up?"
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! That was a good one Spinner!!!
I thought it was pretty good too Pauly. And apparently Ulf liked it too. :wink: :lol: :wink:
Ulf who?? :D
:lol: :lol:
EHEHEEHEHE
:lol: :lol: Only problem is .. nevermind :lol: Thanks!
Still no comment from Snakeman........did he get banned from this site too? :wink:
TailSpnr said:
Still no comment from Snakeman........did he get banned from this site too? :wink:
why should he comment on this :roll: ? It's a 1st grader joke :p
Texas 3D said:
TailSpnr said:
Still no comment from Snakeman........did he get banned from this site too? :wink:
why should he comment on this :roll: ? It's a 1st grader joke :p
Sorry Ulf but thats the average education of most Democrats!
TailSpnr said:
Texas 3D said:
TailSpnr said:
Still no comment from Snakeman........did he get banned from this site too? :wink:
why should he comment on this :roll: ? It's a 1st grader joke :p
Sorry Ulf but thats the average education of most Democrats!
yep, looks like republicans have a higher education. They made it all the way to shark fisherman. :roll:
Texas 3D said:
TailSpnr said:
Texas 3D said:
TailSpnr said:
Still no comment from Snakeman........did he get banned from this site too? :wink:
why should he comment on this :roll: ? It's a 1st grader joke :p
Sorry Ulf but thats the average education of most Democrats!
yep, looks like republicans have a higher education. They made it all the way to shark fisherman. :roll:
I have to say that shark fisherman is better than being shark bait. :wink:
Razorback58 said:
Texas 3D said:
TailSpnr said:
Texas 3D said:
TailSpnr said:
Still no comment from Snakeman........did he get banned from this site too? :wink:
why should he comment on this :roll: ? It's a 1st grader joke :p
Sorry Ulf but thats the average education of most Democrats!
yep, looks like republicans have a higher education. They made it all the way to shark fisherman. :roll:
I have to say that shark fisherman is better than being shark bait. :wink:
My point exactly! Imagine all the shark fishing we could do with Ulf and Constrictor :wink:
TailSpnr said:
Razorback58 said:
Texas 3D said:
TailSpnr said:
Texas 3D said:
TailSpnr said:
Still no comment from Snakeman........did he get banned from this site too? :wink:
why should he comment on this :roll: ? It's a 1st grader joke :p
Sorry Ulf but thats the average education of most Democrats!
yep, looks like republicans have a higher education. They made it all the way to shark fisherman. :roll:
I have to say that shark fisherman is better than being shark bait. :wink:
My point exactly! Imagine all the shark fishing we could do with Ulf and Constrictor :wink:
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
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