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The usage of the word f***- may contain bad language

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These are the lyrics to the Dennis leary song, the usage of the word F***, and you guys use it so mcuh i thought you might need a few more ways to use it :p

Prehaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"
F**k is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
F**k, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "fleckin" which means to strike
In English f**k falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
"John f**ked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
"Shirley f**ks."
It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the f**king work."
As an adverb
"Shirley talks too f**king much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is f**king beautiful!"
As a noun
"I don't give a f**k!"
As a part of a word
And as almost every word in the sentence
"F**k the f**king f**kers."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of f**k
As in these examples describing situations such as
"I got f**ked at the used car lot."
"Ah f**k it!"
"I guess I'm really f**ked now."
"Don't f**k with me buddy"
"I don't understand this f**king question"
"Who the f**k was that?"
"I don't like what the f**k is going on here."
"He's a f**k off"
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go f**k yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech
It will identify the quality of your character immediately
Say it loudly and proudly!

Oh man that was too , lol, hope ya liked it, he is a funny funny man, he also sang Cows with guns (wierd song) and Im an asshole which is hillarious.

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lol, I find it funny, what too many F's for ya, ill edit if you want.

you've got to be a triple J boy
I'm not actually, I'm a Tripple M boy.


I think the heat has finally made me crack.
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional

word in the English language.


You can get shit-faced,

Be shit out of luck,

or have shit for brains.

With a little effort,

you can get your shit together,

Find a place for your shit, Or

be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,

buy shit,

sell shit,

lose shit,

find shit,

forget shit,

and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while

others can't tell the difference

between Shit and Shineola.

There are lucky shits,

dumb shits,

crazy shits,

There is bull shit,

horse shit and

chicken shit.

You can throw shit,

sling shit,

catch shit,

shoot the shit,

or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or

serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit

or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,

some days are hotter than shit,

and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,

things can look like shit,

and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,

not enough shit,

the right shit,

the wrong shit or

a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,

have a mountain of shit, or find

yourself up shits creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in

a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,

it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit,

you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you

don't give a shit!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do

Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But

if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........Well,

shit happens
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thats some brilliant shit :D lol
This is some Fucking funny Shit! :roll:
In advance............. just a joke.

Don't you have a fucking kit to build.... instead of wasting time on this shit? :lol:
I'm confused, Why is it when i say to my mother" Fucking shit mum, i'm not fucking superman" that really fucks her shit up which results and a backhand across the face! You boy are guna get me into some real fucking shit now.
Nice, glad ya'll saw the humour in it, thats what makes this site so sick.

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