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Twas the night befoe Christmas when all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,
The planes were all charging at the foot of the bed,
In hopes that a good day of flying was ahead.
Mama was in the bed looking kinda hot!
So I thougth to myself "Hmmmmmmmm, why not?"
But then I heard a noise out past the deck,
I sprang from the bed and hollered "What the heck?!?!?!?!"
Away to the window past the shelves of books,
Tore open the curatin to take a look!
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When through sleepy eyes I saw on the sod,
A 32 Ford pickup, a primered rat rod.
I got a look at the driver, and I'm here to tell,
I knew in a moment it must be Billy Hell!
And then in an instant he pulled up and parked,
The dual exhaust bellowed and barked!
As I blew out the candle that shone like a torch,
Billy got out and jumped on the porch.
He was dressed all in black from his head to his toe,
And straight to our tree with his bag he did go.
A bundle of goodies he had flung on his back,
Then he sat it down and opened his sack.
Under the tree he did place a Mojo ARF.
I thought to myself "At least it's not a scarf!"
And I didn't have to wait for it to come off of a boat,
And it wan't covered in junky Chinakote!
Then he took out some glue, a Skeeter, and a Chinn Yak,
Then he turned around and went back to his sack.
And one last thing he left, just for kicks,
A pre-production kit of the Sabre56!
He spoke not a word, but when he had covered the floor,
He threw his bag on his back, then went to the door.
But as he went out, I heard him say with glee,
"More Pro Bros on this night I must go see!"
He jumped in his rod and in the back threw his sack,
Then the engine came to life, the pipes did crack,
And I heard him say as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. ****!!!!"
 

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Thats awesome man.........
 

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:rockon:

I've had something like that rattiling around in my brain all day, but nothing as good as what you came up with.

Billy... that needs to go in the hell blog!

Buzz
 

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Thats an awesome rhime Bro, Thanks.
Billy you need to put that on tape.
Saludos y Feliz Navidad.
 

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:rockoncool:

That rocked Harold!
 

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Git a gee-tar, turn on yer voice, and turn it into a Billy Hell Christmas Ballad!
:shock: :D
 

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Merry Christmas to all
 
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