Hey Bros, something has been bothering me for a long time now. I need support on this one. Lately there have been pizza resteraunts all over the world terrorized over this organization. What they do is say "If you don't pay protection we will break your thumbs" Really man, how's anyone going to thrash a slab around without thumbs? I mean, you would never think that cheese was a superpower in the world. I mean you have the drug cartels, and the red chip and moonshine powers of the planet but those only give you "moonshine feet" and stabilize you gyroscopically as you go faster. What we have here Bros is a real tragedy! Just the other day I was eating cheese while throwing it down on a slab, and was so nervous since I didn't pay my protection for the week. You know its like when your laying it down alone at the field and someone comes up behind you and you don't realize it until you are done and turn around.... then realize your not wearing any pants.... and scratching your nuts.... Well, just saying, she was of age.. I think.... Anyways, love ya Bros, you have always been there for me.