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Thought this one was funny, so I share it here:

-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

-A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

-A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

-----(I'm still not over the pig.)

-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

T-he male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

-The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

-The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

-Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

-Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

-The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

-Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that could be a good thing....)

-A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

-Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

-Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

-Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

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I think the ultimate animal will be half Lion and half Pig!!!

Quantity and Quality. That's the ticket!
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