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Birds and Bees

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The Birds and the Bees

A father asked his 12-year-old son if he knew about the birds and
the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.

"Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa

At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny speech."

When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Tooth Fairy

"If you're going to tell me now that grownups don't really get
laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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Amen Brother!! Wait, you mean we ARE supposed to get laid???
Someone forgot to tell my wife that little fact after she ate the wedding cake.
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