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Estate Planning

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:05 am

Estate Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:13 am

:( :o :o
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:40 am

johnnashville wrote:then she gets fat and has a TV show
then hose-bag hooks up with scumbag lawyer
then death, tragedy and betrayal


Yep, it's the American way...

BTW, you forgot the 'tude that goes along with being a couch-potato while eating chocolate bon-bons and thinking of ways to spend the money you earn...
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:09 pm

:) :( :o :shock:
just another has been, in a sea of has beens
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