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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:20 pm

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises (without those embedded stupid, "cutesy" graphics that take forever to download) that really speak of true friendship:



1. When you are sad -- I will help get you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.



2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.



4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.



5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.



6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.



7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.



9. Whenever you piss me off I'll photoshop your ass and post it on the net for everyone to see.




This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask:

Because you are my friend
Last edited by jimross (aka Cool Pig) on Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:33 pm

Damn I like that!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:10 pm

not bad at all Jim

You just forgot to add


9. Whenever you piss me off I'll photoshop your ass and post it on the net for everyone to see.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:18 pm

Ahh the joys of friendship........
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:22 pm

I went back and added that one. I like it. Any more that need to be added? Send 'em in and we'll make a good one outa this.
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Re: Friends

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:17 am

jimross (aka Cool Pig) wrote:Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises (without those embedded stupid, "cutesy" graphics that take forever to download) that really speak of true friendship:



1. When you are sad -- I will help get you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.



2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.



4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.



5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.



6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.



7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.



9. Whenever you piss me off I'll photoshop your ass and post it on the net for everyone to see.




This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask:

Because you are my friend


Happy Birthday up there Jim!!!
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Re: Friends

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:20 am

Happy birthday Cool Pig, hope you're flying your ass off up there! :drink: :rockoncool:
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Re: Friends

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:59 am

:tu: Miss you, ya old bastage! :pig:
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Re: Friends

PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:40 pm

Happy birthday, bro. We miss you
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